A caffine induced sense of humour? I surely hope not

Super serial!

import java.io.PrintWriter;
import java.io.Serializable;    
class Doug implements Serializable {
  public Doug(PrintWriter out) {
    out.println(getMood());
  }
  private static String getMood() {
    return ":-(";
  }
}
/*
 * __        ___   ___   __  ____   ___
 * \ \      / / | | \ \ / / / ___| / _ \
 *  \ \ /\ / /| |_| |\ V /  \___ \| | | |
 *   \ V  V / |  _  | | |    ___) | |_| |
 *    \_/\_/  |_| |_| |_|   |____/ \___/
 *
 *  ____  _____ ____  ___    _    _    ___
 * / ___|| ____|  _ \|_ _|  / \  | |  |__ \
 * \___ \|  _| | |_) || |  / _ \ | |    / /
 *  ___) | |___|  _ < | | / ___ \| |___|_|
 * |____/|_____|_| \_\___/_/   \_\_____(_)
 */

class Dougie {
    private static Dougie instance = null;
    private Dougie() {}
    public Dougie getInstance() {
        if (instance == null) {
            instance = new Dougie();
        }
        return instance;
    }
}
/*
 * __        ___   ___   __  ____   ___
 * \ \      / / | | \ \ / / / ___| / _ \
 *  \ \ /\ / /| |_| |\ V /  \___ \| | | |
 *   \ V  V / |  _  | | |    ___) | |_| |
 *    \_/\_/  |_| |_| |_|   |____/ \___/
 *
 *     _    _     ___  _   _ _____ ___
 *    / \  | |   / _ \| \ | | ____|__ \
 *   / _ \ | |  | | | |  \| |  _|   / /
 *  / ___ \| |__| |_| | |\  | |___ |_|
 * /_/   \_\_____\___/|_| \_|_____|(_)
 *
 */

This post is SUPER serial!

import java.io.PrintWriter;
import java.io.Serializable;
class Douglas extends Doug implements Serializable {
  public Douglas(PrintWriter out) {
    super(out);
  }
}
/*
 * __        ___   ___   __  ____   ___
 * \ \      / / | | \ \ / / / ___| / _ \
 *  \ \ /\ / /| |_| |\ V /  \___ \| | | |
 *   \ V  V / |  _  | | |    ___) | |_| |
 *    \_/\_/  |_| |_| |_|   |____/ \___/
 *
 *  ____  _   _ ____  _____ ____
 * / ___|| | | |  _ \| ____|  _ \
 * \___ \| | | | |_) |  _| | |_) |
 *  ___) | |_| |  __/| |___|  _ <
 * |____/ \___/|_|   |_____|_| \_\
 *
 *  ____  _____ ____  ___    _    _    ___
 * / ___|| ____|  _ \|_ _|  / \  | |  |__ \
 * \___ \|  _| | |_) || |  / _ \ | |    / /
 *  ___) | |___|  _ < | | / ___ \| |___|_|
 * |____/|_____|_| \_\___/_/   \_\_____(_)
 *
 */